Another corporate sock puppet monkey after another…
…until Trump! That’s entertainment!
Don’t you
mean chaotic distraction
and political cover so we
could do the unpopular things
we did to weaken democracy?  I
mean they never give me credit for the wonderful things I’ve done.  They’re stealing my accomplishments… I mean I studied acting for years to be able to be president… it took a lot of practice to get “the look”
in my eye just right
…you know…the
“your fired”
look…
No, I mean the news programs got boring after he left office.
DuffMan thinks you’re the greatest soap-opera star ever … ooooh yea!
Well you know, I’m also the only one who can look this good at the job.
He’s a narcissist and a threat to democracy and this country.  He should be in jail.  MAGAts are fascists like the Nazis…my family sought asylum from them in Austria.  I know all about them!
He’s a creep and a bum.  He kept oogling the all chiq's knockers, and then argued about paying his tab.  I had to throw him out of my bar and ban him.
He lured me into some … let’s say “real estate” deals that turned out to be … lets say “less than optimal” and “not quite exactly as he stated”.
He tried to shake me down if I didn’t “pay my dues;” said he would send his thug friends after me…
He sent his “conservative” thug friends to snatch my babies away and throw me in jail for fleeing the chaos created by “conservatives” who installed violent dictators in my country.  ¡¡¡They lost my babies, over 6 years now!!!
Shit, the motherfucker sent his god-damn idiotic rabid MAGAt thugs after me, and the they tried to kill me.
But he’s the only one who could save us from Beelzebub!
I think we’re going to have to accept that he is in control here…
Jail the criminal.  No one should be above the law.
Yea!  Throw him in a cell with Hillary!
Yea.
He’s just a looser anyway!  You can fool most of the people most of the time, but you can fool all of the MAGAts all of the time.
You’re all fools!  Putin doesn’t own Trump; I own them both!
Aht…aht…ahh Mr. Burns!  Don’t forget who is in charge of politics here!
HMMM.  I own him too.
…and now back to your regularly scheduled Howdy Doody Show starring resident evil Satin as Great Grand Doody Joe Biden: Arms Dealer, Profiteer, President
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The swastika symbolizes control of governments, banks, and monetary currencies through political and financial manipulation.

The tetrad, a.k.a. the number four (4), is considered by the ancients as the “mother substance,” as it takes four “points” to create “volume”.  It brings “ideas” into “3D” reality, combining “matter” with “pattern,” and the geometry of the tetrad can be found at the interface between nonliving and living forms, in “atoms, molecules, crystals, viruses, and living cells”‡.  Use of this symbol therefore represents control of the dynamic entities that act as living beings but have no heart or soul.

The 5-point-star symbolizes control of the world’s resources, industries, production, and services through military force.

The pentad, a.k.a. the number five (5), yields the geometry of this symbol and the related pentagon which “contain within" the ratio-value of φ (Greek letter “phi” representing approximately 1.6180339887…) which is found in the geometry of all life forms and other forms that “regenerate”.‡  Use of this symbol therefore represents control of all the ingredients and functions of life itself.

The 6-point-star symbolizes control of the individual citizen though social engineering of morality, entitlement, and tribal division.

The hexad, a.k.a. the number six (6), metaphorically represents self-reinforcing “structure-function-order,” where order comes from the function, and function comes from the structure.‡  Use of this symbol therefore represents the control of society and the hierarchical power structure within, as the individual is the structure which builds the society that benefits the rich at the top.

‡see: A Beginner’s Guide to Constructing the Universe The Mathematical Archetypes of Nature, Art, and Science by Michael S. Schneider
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and in this episode…

Rematch 2024:

the Baby Killerreigning champ vs. the Baby Snatchermulti-time looser, once granted winner-status by technical default.

Oh, I hope Jill confronts the bimbo in this episode!